I enjoy reading immensely! I call it an addiction and am in severe need of an intervention with a long stint in rehab. I have read 12 books in the last three weeks. Yea I told you it was severe.I always wanted to write a book. I have even started some but never quite finished. Mostly from fear that it wouldn't be anything I would want someone to read. Until now...
I have a friend who seperated two years ago from her husband of.. well forever it seems. Since her seperation she has had some horrendous dating experiences. She is basically a hot mess when it comes to men. Her newest foray is into the world of younger men. Can't really say she is having the best of luck with this endeavor of cradle robbing but she still does it, lol!
She just started dating this guy who is about 6 years younger than she. She has been dating him for around a week. A long time right? Long enough for her to meet almost his entire family! She was even invited to his 12 yr old sisters weekly softball game, then dinner at grandma's house afterwards! I choked on my laughter when she told me all of this. I asked her when they were getting engaged, of course she snarffed at me. But the truth is, me best friend gets sucked into some ridonkulous relationships.
She always asks for my advice on relationships and life in general. Does she actually heed my advice? No NOT AT ALL! But months down the road when my advice turns out to be truth, she skulks back saying I was right all along! You would think years of my advice being right she would follow it at some point. Nope. But I love her all the same. We all have our downfalls. Hers happens to be douchebags who suffer from mommy syndrome. They suck her into a warp speed relationship to basically have a mother figure take care of them. Forget getting a job and being a man, just let the gf take care of everything!
So, with her ridonkulous experiences that happen to no one else in the known universe, we both thought it would be a funny idea to write a book about her junky ass relationship disasters! I'm thinking it's going to be along the lines of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. The kind of humorous and flat out never-could-happen-to-anyone kinda story. She will be the bleached blonde, tattoo artist, with multiple peircings and an ass crack that likes to make special appearances! OMG, I am cracking myself up as I am writing all of this. I can only imagine what her story will be like in written form. Of course the story will be loosley based on true events, but in general her experiences are hilarious with out any tweaking or stretching of the truth!
It's gonna be a fun endeavor and I really hope something comes of it. It's hilarious and sad! You want to feel sorry for her and then you want to slap her silly! But you will love her none the less.
I could totally write all night about her dating disasters. But I should hold off.
Stay tuned, we might just have another crazy disaster to add to this!
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