Death Becomes Her

So, the new season of The Hills airs this Tuesday. I'm not a religious fanatic about it but I like to watch. So what if I set my DVR for it, I just hate watching commercials. I finally caught a preview of the upcoming season. WTF!!

WTF did Heidi do to her self? She looks ridonkulous! Scary in fact! The worst part is when it shows her asking her mom if she thinks she is pretty. Cut to mummified face! I about fell out of my chair! Poor child. Did she really pay money for that? Or was it like some new surgeon hit the town and offered up some freebies?

To be honest, when Heidi first hit the scene in the first season of The Hills, I didn't really know who she was. I also didn't think she was the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth. But she was cute. I could see how men could be attracted to her. After she had her first encounter with plastic surgery, she looked tons better. It wasn't a drastic change in her looks, more like an enhancement. I thought she was beautiful. Now THIS?! It's gross. How could this 20 something year old woman do this to her self? She looks like all those 60 something L.A. women who aren't just plastic, they are mummified.

Her surgeries were unnecessary and horrendous in my opinion. Terrible. She really looks like a mummy! What tomb did they find her in? This girl has to live like this and don't EVEN suggest she have corrective surgery. Poor girl will look worse than she already does. Why did she do this? First I guess I should ask who talked her into it? Doesn't this poor child have friends? Or has her "husband" completely ran all of them off?

I can tell you that if ever a friend of mine wanted to do something as drastic as that to their face, I'd offer up free surgery in the form of a bitch slap! It wasn't like Heidi was old and had a sagging problem. Shit the girl was pretty. How can she seriously look in the mirror and think that monster looking back is beautiful?

It just goes to show that the women are never satisfied with how they look. Some of us just chose to live with what we have. We were made this way for a reason. My nose is big and somewhat puggy but it's my nose! My boobs aren't the perkiest of fellows, but they look great in a push up bra! A lot cheaper than thousands!

I just think its time for us as a society to stop focusing on what we look like and start focusing on building self esteem, intelligence, personalities! If you put a guy in a room with three women, one being skinny and beautiful with the personality of a dirty tampon, one that is average and has a decent personality but but dumb as a box of rocks, and a fat chick with a great personality and smart as hell; who do you think said guy would chose? The dirty tampon!

It's just sad that women feel the need to perfect something that sometimes needs no perfecting. We as women should be proud of who we are. We should have more to offer the world than a beautiful face! Stand strong women!